May 2013
75 posts
Lorelei: I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, I stop doing the standing and walking and the words putting-into-sentence doing.
it-hurts-because-it-mattered:
Headmaster Charleston is a great big bag of dicks.
Lorelai: So, ethics?
Rory: Highly subjective and completely overrated.
Spelling Bee
Lorelai: The plural of cul-de-sac is culs-de-sac?!
Rory: Yep.
Lorelai: That doesn't even sound like English.
Rory: That's because it's French.
Emily: Lorelai, you scared me half to death!
Lorelai: Yeah, well, follow-through. It's always been my problem.
primisthebomb:
I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING